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(Los Angeles, CA) The Justin Bieber vs. Keyshaw Johnson saga has turned into a “he said/she said” incident, where the police where left scratching their heads and unsure if Justin Bieber was the one driving the speeding Ferrari on Memorial Day, or his friend, Tyler, the Creator, (yes, that is really his name!), was the guilty one instead.
The confusion has stopped for the police, who no longer believe Justin Bieber or his camp because they have not been able to provide the ‘alleged‘ tape, where Tyler is seen driving the vehicle and not Justin Bieber like his neighbors claim. In fact, they haven’t provided anything at all.
Former NFL player, Keyshaw Johnson, who is the original neighbor who chased down speed-demon Justin Bieber is angered by Justin’s cowardly ways, and alleges that it is a fact that Justin Bieber was the driver because he saw him do it.
TMZ caught up with him after the incident and this is what he had to say:
“You got a kid, 19 year old guy, the only reason I am saying this is because I am tired of you guys chasing me around, bothering me. Inconveniencing me with Justin Bieber questions. [sic] So, at the end of the day, he is 19 year old, he is speeding through a residential neighborhood, one of the things that we do, as, whatever you to call us, celebrities, whatever, we want our peace of mind, we try to get behind gates so we can enjoy our families and enjoy our lifestyle, but you got a 19 year old kid, you know, feeling entitled, speeding up and down the highway. That’s why all the neighbors is mad [sic]. Then you got him spitting on people in the neighborhood. You can’t do that!!…that’s not the way it’s supposed to be, got a bunch of handlers running around kissing your ass! [sic]”
TMZ then asks him, did you see him [Justin Bieber] drive the car?
“Look man! I know the difference between a black kid driving the car and a white kid driving the car! I got biracial kids, Okay, my girlfriend is white. I know the difference! Okay! I know the difference!!”[sic]
TMZ – did you follow him to his house?
“I got a chance to see him driving the car. Let’s just put it that way! he was sitting in the drivers seat!”
Perhaps Justin Bieber took a piece of advice out of actress Lindsay Lohan‘s, How to Trick the Cops Manual, since she tried to pull the same trick on Santa Monica police after slamming into a 18 wheeler truck in her Porsche while allegedly intoxicated.
Unfortunately for Bieber, the manual did not work out so well for Lindsay, since the D.A. came after her in full force after they found out she switched seats with her assistant before the cops showed up and then claimed it wasn’t she who was driving.
Lindsay Lohan is currently under ‘locked in’ rehab for having committed the crime and barely missed jail time for her offense. She is also due 30 days of community service and attend 18 mos. of psychological evaluation.
If Justin Bieber is found to be guilty of perjury, he will face similar consequences.